Malort Puke Parody Unisex Classic T-Shirt

Heyyyy, listen up, party people! We've got this shirt – it's like, the most epic thing you'll ever wear, seriously! Picture this: the Malort logo, right? But the 'O,' man, we twisted it up. It's looking like it's had a wild night and is about to spill its secrets, you know? This tee is, like, a cloud of cottony awesomeness. So soft, it's like wearing a hug... or maybe it's the after-effects of one too many shots. Who cares! The design is pure genius – a puking face right smack in the middle of Malort. Genius or madness? You decide, my friend.

Slap on this masterpiece when you're hitting up the bars, crashing parties, or just stumbling through life. It's a conversation starter, a head-turner, and probably a few people will be like, "What even is that shirt, man?" But who cares about them?

So, grab your Mildly Upsetting Chudly Malort T-Shirt now – because every epic story begins with a questionable decision. Cheers to wild nights, wilder shirts, and living life on the edge... or stumbling on the edge, whatever. 🍻

Relaxed, tailored and ultra-comfortable, you'll love the way you look in this durable, reliable classic. 

• 100% pre-shrunk cotton (heather gray color is 90% cotton/10% polyester, light heather gray is 98% cotton/2% polyester, heather black is 50% cotton/50% polyester) | Fabric Weight: 5.0 oz (mid-weight)
• Double-stitched seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
• Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
  

normal fit

	A	B	C
S	27.99 inch	17.99 inch	7.48 inch
M	28.98 inch	19.49 inch	7.48 inch
L	30 inch	21.97 inch	7.72 inch
XL	30.98 inch	23.98 inch	7.72 inch
2XL	31.97 inch	25.98 inch	8.74 inch
3XL	32.48 inch	27.48 inch	8.74 inch
4XL	34.49 inch	28.98 inch	8.74 inch
5XL	35 inch	30.98 inch	8.74 inch
6XL	37.48 inch	32.99 inch	8.74 inch